Craig Fay’s Tweets

Oct 21

My new album PERFORMANCE REVIEW is out today! Apparently Taylor Swift is also releasing an album today but I assure you my joke about emails is better than hers. Give it a listen, and if you like it please share! bit.ly/3BzfjHI

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If Twitter shuts down I’m not moving to another social media platform I’m going to show up at your door asking if you want to ride bikes.

In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.

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We recorded this episode live on Twitch as part of the

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Extra Life Game Day stream which raised over $7000 for Sick Kids Hospital and Rebecca and I went a little wild. Come for the defence of nuclear proliferation, stay for the Jennifer Connelly impressions.

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Nov 10

This week we're back on that highway to the danger zone talking TOP GUN MAVERICK! A movie where the titular 'hero' is still a reckless maniac and the 'villains' have every right to defend their airspace against American imperialism. bit.ly/3fRF7Ir

This painting from 1866 is giving me so much A N X I E T Y

Nov 8

Some of my finest work

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saturn

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Nov 8

Currently at work, shaking with silent laughter, tears streaming down my face listening to this episode, what a masterpiece

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THANK YOU! This past weekend I Hosted and Produced a live 24 hour charity event for

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and am truly overjoyed to say that we raised over $7,000 for SickKids Foundation. ICYMI: The event VOD is live for 60 days, & donations still made at extralife.fromsuperheroes.com

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oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it" FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast

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#BREAKING - Statement form Education Minister Lecce: “CUPE has agreed to withdraw their strike action and come back to the negotiating table. In return, at the earliest opportunity, we will revoke Bill 28 in its entirety and be at the table”

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Steve Patterson (not a parody)

Nov 7

Watching videos of comedians doing crowd work is like listening to a card trick on the radio. No doubt it requires skill but the magic isn’t there.

Elon Musk right now is like if Elmer Fudd bought a website of Bugs Bunnies

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Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is." And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

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elon musk’s verification plan is absolutely foolproof unless nazis can somehow obtain $8 in the next three months

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These photos truly captured the energy of todays recording.

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Sandra

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Nov 5

Got the opportunity to donate and watch my favorite Canadians live. Thanks @VWRPodcast for making my Saturday all the more chaotic ♡

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@patterballs

Nov 4

Doug Ford has lost the dump trucks…

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ODTA

@ODTA4

Nov 3

The Ontario Dump Truck Association (ODTA) stands with CUPE and all workers in support of their strike action and against the deplorable use of the Notwithstanding Clause to erode and disrespect fundamental Charter rights! We urge @fordnation to negotiate. Not legislate. #onpoli

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The Fandom Show Podcast

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Nov 4

We are so excited to do a live episode tomorrow as part of Extra Life Game Day! We'll be live at 5:30pm tomorrow talking Clocks/Time with

and then playing Quiplash online later in the night! Hope to see you there and to all help raise money for

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From Superheroes

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You should join us on Nov 5th, as we participate in Extra Life Game Day. A 24 hour virtual charity event. With live podcast tapings, prize giveaways, gaming, cool incentives, and so much more. Visit the website and donate today! extralife.fromsuperheroes.com

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buying linkedin dot com and anybody who pays $8 can say they’re the CEO of Goldman Sachs

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Today marks 4 years since I cut poisonous berries out of my diet. I feel amazing, I have so much more energy and no more daily trips to the ER. I can't recommend it enough

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Thumbs up in 60 BC: "You have fought nobly brave Gladiator and so, as your emperor, I shall spare your life!" Thumbs up in 2022 AD: "I can hear you okay on this Zoom call!"

Rammstein's songs are about universal human experiences: man's inhumanity towards man, time's cruel & inexorable march forward, air show disasters, not having a mom bc you were grown in a lab, sex cannibals, being a lonely Bavarian who wants only for a woman with enormous jugs,&c

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Nov 2

Honestly my calendar should be smart enough to know that when I schedule something for 2:00 it’s never 2 AM.

Support a strike it is, the answer is literally always support a strike.

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Ontario PC Press

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The choice is clear. Either you support a strike. Or you stand with our PC team to keep kids in the classroom.

Just a daytime fox running around our back alley.

Tune in at 4:00 to hear me talk about my new album!

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SXM The Breakdown

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This is gonna be fun!

At 3:20, we have Actor Eric Huffman from Mean Girls The Musical @Mirvish - Get a behind-the-scenes peek!

@CraigFayComedy joins us at 4.

We talk new album, Performance Review, and quitting your day job.

3-5 PM ET @SXMCanadaTalks @siriusxmcanada

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Oct 31

Your yearly reminder that you can not dress up as James Bond. Everyone will think you're just a sharped dressed man. "Are you the guy that ZZ Top song is about?" they'll say. Unless you're one of the 4 living actors who has played him you can't pull it off.

Oct 30

In the same documentary the producers spend a good portion of time saying "we really wanted Radiohead for this but oh well"

This is a very niche tweet for almost no one but: Last night I watched "The Sounds of 007" and Sam Smith saying they wrote "The Writings on the Wall" (theme from SPECTRE) in 20 minutes and recorded it in one take, is not the brag they think it is.

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Setholomew Q. Sethersen

@thegreatelsetho

Replying to

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I think it more like when you find a turd in a urinal. Sure, it’s always been a toilet but it’s not the right kind of toilet for what that guy did with it.

y’all need a laugh on this pre-weekend afternoon?

Performance Review by Craig Fay

has a hilarious comedy album that just came out and i’m sitting here laughing like an idiot

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Album · 2022 · 13 Songs

You would die.

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Kat Angus

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A conversation I have once a week: Me: I wish I could be a guest on Hot Ones. BF: You would die. Me: Oh yes, absolutely I would die.

New anxiety dream just dropped: You’re at a party with Kevin Kline and Calvin Klein and end up having a 30 minute conversation with the wrong one about jeans.

brain: bored me: lots of stuff to do brain: tired me: resting is also good brain: stressed me: alright man

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We always love having Sequoia as a guest on the podcast and I’m so glad she ALSO found this movie terrifying.

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Oct 27

We're wrapping up Kinda Scary Movie Month with THE RING! We're joined by special guest @Sassquoia from @butmakeitscary to discuss the movie where the 'villain' is a struggling young film maker who makes courtesy calls. bit.ly/3syXSD1