I found something dumber than the column. The people defending the column.
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I've never been prouder that this guy was the first person to block me.
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This....is parody. Right? Right????
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Rules surrounding voting for player representatives in an athletic popularity contest are TOTALLY the same thing as the process to exercise one’s fundamental right to vote for their legislative and executive representation, right?

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That dude has absolutely no shame.
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I mean, the take is pretty consistent with the dude’s fairly specific personal brand
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I can't believe that's a real story. But if someone was going to write it, it may as well be the baseballcrank.
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For a 6th-grader, it was well-written and researched. Conclusion shows a complete lack of understanding of the difference between ASG voting and political voting, but we let kids vote for one and not the other. Give him a B and talk him out of a career in anything important.
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