Chris Morgan

@CR_Morgan

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Joined January 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 8

    There is ABSOLUTELY 👉NO alcohol 👉NO running 👉NO dialectic 👉NO courtly love permitted on this beach before 5 PM

    1 reply 10 retweets 46 likes
  2. 2 hours ago
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    You may ALSO remember me from such tweet threads a— [is shot with many many arrows]

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  3. 6 hours ago
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    You may also remember me from such essays as [esoteric indulgence], [this is not what you pitched], or [we need some filler for the backpage].

    1 reply 5 likes
  4. 9 hours ago

    Hi, I’m Chris Morgan, you may remember me from such blog posts as “Acne Vulgaris in the Age of Trump,” “A Very Juggalo Advent,” or “FFS, Chris, Get Help.”

    1 reply 11 likes
  5. 13 hours ago

    It’s hard to craft a take on Charles Manson without also leaving your dignity open to repossession.

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  6. 23 hours ago

    In Pete Davidson's defense, Staten Island Summer sucked and Staten Island should be towed to the Bering Strait.

  7. Nov 19
    Replying to

    It's pretty obvious that CinemaSins is pure snark rather than satire. For the latter there is Tim Heidecker's On Cinema.

  8. Nov 19

    I eagerly await the cannibalization of all YouTubers.

    1 reply
  9. Nov 19
    Replying to

    TL; DR: the internet is stupid

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  10. Nov 19
    Replying to

    The thrilling conclusion.

    1 reply 2 likes
  11. Nov 19

    Impressive trolling going on in David Wain's National Lampoon movie.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  12. Nov 18

    when ur mom tells you to be home by 4:30 but it's 4:33.

    0:09
    this is the only good skate vid i have seen in my entire life
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  13. Nov 17
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  14. Nov 17

    "Hellscape" is to 2017 what "dumpster fire" was to 2016.

    3 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
  15. Nov 17

    Whenever I get down about my own writing, I just remember that no one ever reads books. Ever.

    5 likes
  16. Nov 17

    Unmasking dril makes about as much sense as putting scissors into a Stretch Armstrong doll.

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  17. Nov 17

    I'm pretty sure cutting a post in half is as merciful as it is ridiculous.

    1 reply 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    Nov 16

    Spotted, working on the newest installment of Fast & Furious

    2 retweets 6 likes
  19. Nov 16

    Flann O’Brien’s Irish Times columns invented weird Twitter.

    1 reply 34 retweets 59 likes
  20. Nov 15

    In hindsight, Kid Rock fake running for Senate was a high point of this year.

  21. Nov 15
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    Henry Rollins in 1985, writing to his future self.

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