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@cptngarlock

Aerospace engineer • A Straight Shooter Widely Respected By Both Sides • Terribly basic • ''author of my favorite website on the whole internet'' -

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Joined June 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Oct 2015

    living in a sitcom set in SF makes sense because the rent is so damn high most people can't afford a fourth wall

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  2. By my calculations, as of 2018, Jeff Bezos has enough money to literally buy EVERY SINGLE HOMELESS PERSON IN AMERICA a new house at median market price, and STILL have $19.2 billion left over.

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  3. 1 hour ago

    “GBF is better than FGO!” “FGO is better than GBF!”

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  4. May 4
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  5. 18 hours ago

    ☀ハクナマタタ🐈🦓🐅🐖🐾

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  6. May 4

    Forget yodeling kid, meet Halo theme song kid

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  7. May 4

    algebra class just got a little more interesting...

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  8. May 4

    Standing ovation at the NRA for Mike Pence repeating "the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."

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  9. May 5

    I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

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  10. The relentless message is of the need for representation and resistance, packaged in sunny music and achingly cool visuals

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  11. 14 hours ago

    Obama will give eulogy at McCain's eventual funeral: report

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  12. May 3

    If no one else is going to make the bad dad Thanos content I'll just do it all myself.

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  13. Here’s what one New York police officers association thinks of your constitutional rights.

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  14. 22 hours ago

    They're playing Kaleo at this place and having a banger I like was just what I needed

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  15. May 4

    Selling my soul because I'm a corporate slave! Chock on my raaage!! ♪ is an awesome show. I love the Toga posey.

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  16. May 2

    A rare photo of Tony Stark with young T’challa a.k.a black panther

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  17. cereal advertisements are a good way to help people understand the perversities of capitalism. we have created the most sophisticated propaganda techniques in history and dedicated them to poisoning the bodies of the most vulnerable humans

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  18. May 3
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  19. 23 hours ago

    lmao smashmouth dragging Khaled

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  20. May 4

    A King who doesn't is no King at all.

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  21. May 4

    friend: *replies to my text in a slightly different tone and with no emojis* me: you're tired of me aren't you

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