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Lowe’s has a serious problem with inventory management. I order something that they claim to have 6 of in a single store, they call back and say they can’t find any in the entire area and cancel the order. What the hell,
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STFU. You think we’re ever going to forget how you mocked him for the 5+ years he spent being tortured as a POW? Fuck you and your phony sympathy.
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If this farm subsidy horseshit hasn't clued you in to the fact that we live in a fascist dictatorship, I don't know what will. Not every aspect of fascism involves jackboots. Remember the basics--reward loyalty, punish disloyalty. All in service to the leader.
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. Seattle Public Utilities and City Light respect propety right by providing proper notice of impairment of easement.
@PSETalk does not. This is the third time in a year and it needs to fucking stop.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Someone check me here (
@bsktcase ?)....did I just coin the adjective form “Connextrese”? Google says I did.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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@YouTube video http://youtu.be/MlcZnhc5_H8?a Full Metal Jacket : Sarge! R Lee Ermey Interview (2001)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I mean seriously, I just wonder if the
@wastatepatrol has an opinion on radio hosts blatantly advocating toll fraud on the air....Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Was Todd Herman just bragging about committing toll and registration fraud with a dry erase marker on
@KIRORadio? Wow, KIRO, your “award-winning” content has now degraded to the level of two-bit hustling by tech industry washouts.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
are you sitting on your drone ship farrrrr beyond the coast? Of Course I Still Love You waits upon the ocean blue......






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Ground Control to Center Core Your circuit's dead, so what's the score? Can you hear me Center Core? Can you hear me Center Core? Can you heaarrrr.......?
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You didn't see it in the ad, but they
@AnheuserBusch can retool their plants to make cans of Tom Brady's tears, too.#SBLII#SuperBowlSunday#SuperBowlAds2018Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
I can't wait until
@realDonaldTrump tries to invite the@Eagles to the White House and they tell him to GO FUCK HIMSELF This is gonna be a great year, I can tell! Also,#Eagles fans, try not to burn your city down. Thx.#SBLIIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
A typical 2-ply roll of toilet paper has 500 squares. So Trump's lies alone gives you 4 rolls. This seems legit.https://twitter.com/jhlands/status/953800495721693184 …
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You know the job I really would hate right now? Social media director for the
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#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because I was afraid the Queen would kick my ass up between my shoulders (and she’ll fucking do it, too).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
That fucking prick Ted Harvey needs to stop calling my phone.pic.twitter.com/UAgypB7Xya
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Anyone who voted to cut funding to Amtrak needs to shut their fucking pie holes right now. I’m talking to YOU
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