Chris Patrick Carolan

@cpcwrites

Author, Editor, Hovercraft Enthusiast. Managing Editor of . Currently in BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE from Press.

Calgary
Joined August 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 2

    If your New Year resolutions included things like "read more" and "support local creative talent" then you're in luck! Strike two items off your list by backing THE STORIES WE HIDE at the link below.

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  2. 18 hours ago

    I mean, yes... but also I just like being in the same room as a glowing rock because it makes me feel like a mage.

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  3. 23 hours ago

    Also, swearing. When you're an adult, no one gives a shit.

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  4. Jan 3

    Love how in public washrooms the autoflush toilet goes off like six times in two minutes while you're sitting totally still, but you have to stand there for an hour waving your hands like an idiot to get a teaspoon of water from the faucet. Wouldn't want to waste water, would we?

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  5. Jan 3

    I'm one of the editors working on this book, and I can tell you the early submissions are incredibly promising! Print on demand has made these projects affordable, but we need upfront funding to pay the writers! Take a look-see and maybe hit that pre-order button?

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  6. Jan 3

    Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I actually have money and a car that isn't older than South Park, and I see my friends sometimes.

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  7. Jan 2

    Bored? Put on solo piano music and do the dishes. Now you’re the star of a poignant indie movie about finally facing your fear of dishes and ultimately, death.

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  8. Jan 3

    Looking for stuff that's not on ? has added Kanopy, which includes access to stacks of great movies like titles and material from . Best of all? It's free with your CPL membership… which is also free.

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  9. Jan 3

    RT if you remember when memes were still called macros. ❤️ if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

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  10. Jan 2

    if you make no other resolutions this year, let 2019 be the year we stop listening to the advice of people who have a vested interest in our downfall

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  11. Jan 3

    Don't forget, 2019 marks the 25th anniversary of the concert event that defined a generation!

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  12. Jan 2

    It would take the average Canadian worker 197 years to earn the same amount of money as top CEOs in Canada will take home *this year* alone. Yet the same CEOs tell us they can’t afford to raise the minimum wage by $1.

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  13. Jan 2

    First day back after Christmas and everyone is like "How was your break?" I ruined my sleep schedule by staying up way too late every night and didn't fall asleep until after 2 last night. I can't make sentences right now. Can we postpone this conversation to next week, Karen?

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  14. Jan 2

    "I don't know how I feel about things entering the public domain!" OK! Say goodbye to this entire fucking list of films, shows, and books, plus thousands more, because they wouldn't exist without it.

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  15. Jan 1

    Since everyone else is doing it, my 2019 1. Place 3 stories in anthologies or magazines 2. Find an agent and/or publisher for my novel 3. Finish WIP sequel to said novel 4. Co-edit and release the next Enigma Front anthology 5. Avg 500 words/day

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  16. Jan 1

    The Milky Way Repo books are some seriously good SciFi. Add them to your 2019 reading list, stat!

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  17. 29 Dec 2018

    Author goals for 2019 already like...

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  18. 23 Dec 2018

    Me: "It's Festivus today!" My Wife: "That's not even a real holiday." Me: "...we'll discuss this during the Airing of Grievances."

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  19. 21 Dec 2018

    "RE: Important changes to your Photobucket account" Wait, did I just receive an email from like 2004?

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  20. 19 Dec 2018

    me to my characters as soon as revisions start getting complicated

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