Coy Woolard

@coylums

iOS Developer for BMW. Husband and full-time father of 3. I'm working on growing a beard.

Greenville, SC
Joined November 2008

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  1. 18 hours ago

    “I played homeless guy’s trumpet!” -

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Comey listening to Trump's tapes knowing he told the truth

  3. Jun 7
  4. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2015

    MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES

  5. Jun 7

    This fall when iOS 11 drops will be awesome.

  6. Jun 6

    I feel the same way Eliza. Stream down… :(

  7. Jun 6

    The👏iMac👏Pro👏is👏going👏to👏be👏awesome!

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    TamPod is my new feminist icon

  9. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Just a few more hours to go, developers! We've got a big week ahead. See you at the keynote!

  10. Jun 5
  11. Jun 5

    Today is WWDC day and it’s an awesome day.

  12. Jun 4
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    WIFE: the cat just got back from the vet ME: W: He's very sensitive about his appearance, so please dont laugh at him M: how bad could it be

  14. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

  15. Retweeted
    May 31

    People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.

  16. Retweeted
    May 25

    About damn time.

  17. Retweeted
    May 31

    “Covfefe” -> “Change of Venue, Fefe” -> “Bye Felicia” I think he just resigned.

  18. Retweeted
    May 31

    This New App Delivers Fresh Produce Directly To Your Garbage Can:

  19. May 31

    Y is for… Yeti of course.

  20. Retweeted
    May 30

    The week, helps you make sense of provisioning profiles on iOS:

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