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Jan 17, 2016

My cat is sad because I have imposed a rule stating that he must stay 2 chevrons apart from other cats at all times.

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I also was fond of this one.

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Sep 24, 2015

Replying to @MYSADCAT

My cat is sad because my two of my other cats have lost their jobs and been reduced to dealing drugs in my kitchen.

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… Meanwhile this one - 30,600 retweets - is just one I think is… ok. Kind of knew it would be popular when I did it and was excited about the fact that it might prompt three more people to read the book I was writing, but it’s far from the most interesting or imaginative.

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Dec 4, 2014

My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat.

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I really enjoyed doing this one too - not just because George was such a particular delight to live with around this point (he now lives with my folks in Notts).

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Mar 11, 2015

My cat is sad because there is an unexpected item in the bagging area.

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I do have fond memories of this account but sadly I also often think of all the mouthy c***s who decided what the books connected to it were without reading them, the photos of run over cats I got sent and the trolls who talked about the parties they’d have when my cat died.

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