Zach Wilson

Avoiding everything and foraging for mushrooms and cooking stir fry is how you beat Waterblight Ganon, right

I would love a Zelda game where the plot hinges on everyone's complacency because Ganon always comes back and the hero defeats him and my god, how many times can we the people of Hyrule do this, like maybe this is an us problem, not a Ganon problem

Like what if the objective of the game was, as Link, you had to go around and convince people to actually care and go fight Also lol congrats to me, I just invented canvassing

Ok so I've just gotten to Goron City and has anyone discussed that the Gorons are maybe an allegory of the opioid epidemic among US coal miners

On today's episode of Very Normal Thoughts with Chappell Ellison

There's literally an entire b plot where I'm supposed to go find a guy who has pain killers for the boss Goron's back???

In retrospect I wish I set up a livestream of this game. Or maybe it's for the best that I didn't