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Courtney Kirchoff
@Courtneyscoffs
writer, dog-lover, equestrian. trying to do too many things at once and forgetting half of it.
Texascourtneykirchoff.substack.comJoined February 2009

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Incorrect. Lazy/boring people just use their kids as excuses for why they're not more exciting. Parents who want to raise great kids bring those kids on their adventures.
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Getting pregnant/ having children is one of the fastest ways to see your life goals get flushed down the toilet, fr. Once you have kids, our society has made it near impossible to do anything else.
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Before we make yet ANOTHER Superman movie, can we please remake the Harry Potter stories as a 7 season show? Made by fans of the books and not greedy directors more interested in putting their stamp on individual films? you feel me?
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Also, HAS there been a Superman movie that actually focused on an older Superman or were they all about younger ones? I'm bored of the superhero genre right now, but one of the interesting aspects of BVS was an older Batman. Same with Dark Knight Rises. What's wrong with aging?
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Possibly unpopular opinion but idc. I kind of thought this current phase of superhero films was done after Endgame. Maybe we could wait a decade before we refresh and reboot everything again? Please?
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25 year old athlete has a heart attack while out for a jog. Sometimes I hesitate to post these. But then I remember each and every one of you who gleefully posted every single article when an “unvaccinated” person died. You loved it.
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Former UCF tight end Jake Hescock dies suddenly at 25: 'Heartbroken' trib.al/3kyXCG6
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PRO TIP: You know that guy who just lives and dies for his crappy sports team? He cries when they lose. He wears the jersey everywhere. He knows the whole roster. And nobody on the team knows he exist. That’s what you look like when you brag about being “loyal” to a politician.
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Property taxes. I hate them. And to you people who say "Texas is a tax friendly state" I'd like to present my property taxes. Right after I put my eyeballs back into my skull.
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1) Mass asymptomatic spread was always a lie. 2) Masks never worked. 3) Lockdowns never worked, but they did (and still) kill. 4) They denied you effective, life-saving treatments. 5) The virus was never of natural origin. 6) Operation Warp Speed was an Iraq-level failure.
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Things you already knew but have now been confirmed past week: 1) Apple is an arm of the CCP. 2) Corporate media is an arm of the CCP. 3) Corporate media is Fauci's accomplice. 4) Free speech/debate is anathema to the Spirit of the Age. 5) Disney no longer the golden goose.
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I left conservative media at the end of September. It was an exciting 7 year run, but was time to exit for calmer waters. Now working as a contractor & consultant in marketing and social media content direction & creation.
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What are you up to these days? I've been curious for a while.
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I lived in Democrat-run states for most of my life. Leftists want complete control of everything. Of course they love what's happening in China. What's alarming is how many of you are alarmed by that.
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I'm so out of it I didn't even know Kanye was running for president. Hiring Milo to run the campaign... of course this happens when I'm no longer writing news content.
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“CRT has no place in our schools” “wokeness has no place in our military” “child mutilation has no place in our hospitals” all these have already swept over our institutions. do something about it besides whine and complain.
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Looks like Elon values effectiveness over lame corporate culture. Meetings have been the bane of my working existence.
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Elon reportedly send this mail to Tesla employees: 1) Avoid large meetings Large meetings waste valuable time & energy - They discourage debate - People are more guarded than open - There’s not enough time for everyone to contribute Don’t schedule large meetings unless ...
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Some parents post about how annoying their kids are. Especially parents who get weekly visits. As if the kids won’t grow up and see that someday. Their kids will post the same complaints when it’s time for the yearly nursing home visit. You get what you give.
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