milfs as cheese [a thread]
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these are just my favorite topics i'm not actually doing this......unless 👀
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FINE after some minor bullying and 45 seconds of contemplation i have decided to provide the thread
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gates mcfadden | smoked gouda
buttery and smokey!!! sensational with beer!!
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lucy lawless | kapiti kikorangi
from new zealand! blue (eyes)! award worthy!
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elizabeth mitchell | fresh mozarella
creamy and mild!! beautiful and trustworthy.
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viola davis | aged gouda
really just gets better and better as time goes on. looks amazing in yellow.
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jennifer lopez | pub cheese
this one isn't that deep i just like them both a lot when i'm drunk
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michelle pfeiffer | parmigiano-reggiano
there are A LOT of knockoffs and wannabes out there but real connoisseurs know the truth
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taking a break and then i will start including my requests as well as people who are not milfs but only on the technicality that they do not have children
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fran drescher | port wine cheddar
always extremely relevant. fun to look at!
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kylie minogue | tray of assorted cheese cubes
brings the party. variety babey! very tiny.
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kate mulgrew | irish porter cheddar
described as "visually dramatic" by me and cheese.com, respectively. extremely irish and wants you to know that.
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michelle yeoh | gruyère
mention either of these in conversation to let people know you are classy and have taste
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carla gugino | kraft singles
NOW HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU START YELLING. you loved both of these as a kid and you still love them both now. no the singles are not technically cheese but carla is not technically a milf, so.
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christine baranski | pepper jack
white with some flavor. makes you feel something.
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sarah paulson | your favorite mac and cheese
comforting and always takes care of you
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allison janney | dill havarti
can be described as "springy and beaming with personality"
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michelle hurd | muenster
SMOOTH. the cheese melts easily and so do i when michelle.
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laura dern | cream cheese frosting
shining examples of "WHAT IF WE COMBINED A BUNCH OF GOOD THINGS"
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