The only thing you can do there is hope your client can rat out enough other large names to land a decent plea deal.
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“In my client’s defense, he was merely stress-testing the old adage ‘fuck around and find out.’”
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But, it is just so much funnier this way. You get what you pay for, don't ya?
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Why did he even speak? That is just...did fame just overwhelm him?
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Why in the world would they take the case? I mean, there’s literally no defense here.

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The defense is “take the plea”
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Threw Lectern Guy under the bus.
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I feel like they just came from a VERY long conversation trying to make their client understand this same situation.
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That was absolutely my impression, too. Maybe he wants podium guy to fire him and be someone else's headache.
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Thank you, I was curious for your opinion as I was watching it.
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