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☠️ Hooligan Panache ☠️ Takes no responsibility for your wellbeing here. No! you can’t fix me, can I fix you? CEO of me.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. tra 2019.

    I see your "Good Vibes Only" and raise you a "Get Real Bitch" 😑

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    who called it a voicemail and not a boomer-rang

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    prije 15 sati

    A vampire who enthralls her victims to expose their necks so she can make farty noise raspberries there.

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    prije 3 sata

    Maybe I'll put in some effort to be more charming then ya'll are fucked

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    I've started naming my migraines after people I don't like.

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    30. sij

    Another day, another fight with the free samples guy at the grocery store.

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    prije 2 sata

    I bet there’s a great story behind that tweet and I don’t want to hear it

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    It’s like one minute you’re young and vibrant and carefree and the next you realize you’ve been divorced for nine years, you have more grey hair than money in your retirement fund, and you buy all your toiletries at the same place as the guy from American Psycho

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  9. prije 6 sati

    so these two are still wandering around after their seaside stag night... 😂

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    Say "neoliberal" ONE MORE TIME motherfucker...

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    7. sij

    You are everything to your dogs life. Act accordingly.

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    prije 16 sati

    i hate when my dog has bad dreams 🥺

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    prije 17 sati

    A lot of cocaine went into that performance

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    prije 17 sati

    Contrary to popular belief, my self value isn't in any way tied to your stupid fucking opinion. Hi.

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  15. prije 17 sati

    Erin Andrews is a snacc 😬

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    Never met Satan face to face but I’ve dated a few of his daughters.

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    prije 17 sati

    Latina themed halftime show should be a super bowl tradition GODDAMN

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  18. prije 17 sati

    ok now that was a double barrelled wiggle if ever I saw one 😍😜

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    I can be broken but it won’t be by you.

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  20. prije 17 sati

    J Lo showing the power in those thighs...🙄

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    i want the rock to introduce me everywhere i go

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