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@cottoncandaddy

writer, editor ◦ former editor at ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ she/he ◦ venmo/cashapp sloanehoos

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2017
Born 22 April 1995

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    ok now that I actually have a green card and I can legally work in the usa again I am once again asking,,,, who want me

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  2. please like the baby photo next to the flower

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  3. my parents are having a birthday dinner for me and they put photos of me all over the house and it looks like I died

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  4. going on my first solo trip since david and I started dating and I’ve been a little sad but it’s my birthday on friday so I’m excited to go out to a bar and be a wife guy

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  5. why does uber eats bother sending notifications that are like “dinner is just a few taps away!” like you and I both know I haven’t forgotten the app is there. look me in the eyes and tell me you think I need to be reminded that uber eats is right there

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  6. the worst genre of tiktok is recording mentally ill and unhoused strangers who are either clearly distressed or just existing and captioning it shit like “omg this is wild”

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  7. Apr 12

    Anyone with pre-teens that have taught them about the prison industrial complex with reading materials? Looking for something appropriate for an almost 12 year old who wants to learn more.

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  8. Apr 11
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  9. “fwiw” you mean fuhwew

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  10. does anyone else read text acronyms like vague sounds instead of the full phrase or letters like “imo” as “ih mih oh” or is my brain just bad

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  11. 💥🔫 DO IT 😤🔪 AND THEN MESSAGE ME ABOUT IT 💥🤛 BECAUSE I AM suffering

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  13. the flight that I just took had additional seatbelt attachments for first class and maybe this is too radical but I don’t think being rich should mean you get to be safer than me if we’re both on the same giant vehicle in the sky

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  14. Apr 5

    I'll probably RT this often, but if anyone knows any groups that need engineering support in the climate/energy/infrastructure/shelter/water and sanitation. Please let me know. My company is offering to cover a lot of time for engineering support.

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  16. so anyway what was that about actions and consequences

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  17. and tbf it absolutely made me feel better

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  18. a few months ago I told my best friend back home I was really depressed and she said she was going to mail me something to help me feel better and she tried to ship a tiny plant and candle but it took 3 weeks so I just got a box full of dirt and broken glass and a dead plant LMAO

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  19. I was the only person to get full body swimmer’s itch and suffer so much I left vacation early even though everyone I was with swam in the exact same lake as me in the summer of 2014 so that I could be spared from covid

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  20. I’m crediting the fact that I haven’t gotten covid yet to me being the one who always contracted the weirdest illnesses and had the most severe out of the blue reactions for no reason my entire life and this is the universe allowing me to sit this one thing out

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  21. this was a joke analysis until people were like “yeah well my hermit crabs who all shared a tank and didn’t have any other shells besides the ones the other hermit crabs were using all killed each other and died trying to make tiny shells work” and now I think you need it lol

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