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@cottoncandaddy

writer, editor, graphic artist, just a dad on the internet having a good time | token Canadian and editor at | nb she/he | ig: sloane.anyhoos

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2017
Born April 22, 1995

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    to cure anxiety simply remove your bones

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  2. alright so who wants to marry into my canadian citizenship, bidding starts now

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  3. are there any over-ear headphones that don't hurt to wear with glasses help me

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  4. the exit I tried to leave out of wouldn’t open and someone at the desk was like “oh that’s locked you can’t get out there” and I was like “oh ok so do I live here now” and four people from different corners of the room were like “yes”

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  5. I have the biggest teeth in the world

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  6. if nothing else I have a jaw

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  8. pretend this isn’t blurry

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  10. I got it literally three times and Kat was not recording. betrayal

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  11. no. fuck this game

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  12. am I gonna be able to master this game

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  14. Jan 30

    Thrilled at this

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  15. working in comedy during the trump administration is so impossible sometimes like literally what on earth is funnier than this

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  16. my gmail suggested responses are trying to get me fired

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  17. I literally was stuck at 99,990 for probably a week until Michaela bullied people into following me 20 minutes ago. absolute fucking queen

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  18. I can have 100k followers as a treat

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  19. my little brother hasn’t texted me in like a week and this is how he opens

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    Chill out Trombone

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  21. why............. why

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