cosmic jester

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  1. 13 hours ago

    Does this count?

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  2. Apr 4

    To make it authentic Gold Coast they should inform the 35,000 in the crowd that the last bus left at 9pm and they would need to catch a taxi home instead

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  3. Apr 4

    You know what. I thought it would be a cringy mess. But that was super fun. Good job.

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  4. Apr 4

    I’m really looking forward to the Toyko opening ceremony now . Two hours of interpretive dance about j-pop, Mario, tentacle porn and Dragon ball

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  5. Apr 4

    She doesn’t even go here

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  6. Apr 4

    I hope the Queen’s message is “I’m dissolving the Commonwealth effective immediately.”

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  7. Apr 4

    Should have gone authentic Goldie and used a wicked camper Van complete with something sexist written on it

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  8. Apr 4

    “and the Commonwealth is now more relevant than ever before” *citation needed*

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  9. Apr 4

    “And we welcome you by saying… $3 BASICS TILL MIDNIGHT AT PARKWOOD TAVERN”

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  10. Apr 4

    Ha remember the peak Melbourne hipsterness of the Melbourne Opening ceremony? Cat Empire music and that fucking leiung shit with the boy and his pet duck. It really summed up Melbourne in all is frustrating ways

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  11. Apr 4

    Who is Emma Dean and why don’t they at least have Bernard Fanning?

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  12. Apr 4

    Shoutout to 7 for picking the vintage Nate Dogg/Mark Ronson jam ‘ooh wee’ for their promo. It’s a great, and underrated song

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  13. Apr 4

    Lol walking is not a sport.

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  14. Apr 4

    Why is the theme for our opening ceremony uniforms always ‘private school wankers’? Every friggen time

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    Apr 4

    Play some TISM FFS

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  16. Apr 4

    Can’t believe the band did Eagle Rock and they did not do the famous UQ tradition of the Eagle Drop! Outrageous!

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  17. Apr 4

    As is tradition no matter what medals your country wins, the English team steals them and takes then to the British Museum

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  18. Apr 4

    Are they including the illegal flute riff of down Under that caused all the legal problems?

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  19. Apr 4

    Is it just me or have the announcers not said anything racist? Surely a record for Seven. Gold star

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    These song versions are under no threat of being imposed royalty fees. Takes a rare skill.

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