Soooo where are my various sensor implants that track my physical health and show me how I'm doing real time on my phone (And automatically contact emergency services if I have a heart attack or something) I'm waiting for u
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Replying to @TotemicThought
Huh okay it's got a heart monitor thing. Now I want it cheaper and for everything else going on in my body xD (Which means we're gonna have to go for implantable thangs)
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Replying to @cosimia_
And we’re Aussies. Sorry. The Government won’t allow the heart monitor feature. It only gives pulse. Nonetheless - I still recommend the Apple Watch
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