I would smash my bf as a girlpic.twitter.com/tF4Czrqu2G
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What app does that
Snapchat!
I feel like you'd be having more creative fun with facial hair if you had the option to do so.
Also, this isn't especially unattractive, just a little sad. 
Hahaha I tried to channel my inner man selfie pose
And that's true
You're in the uncanny valley now...
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