Yeah, yeah, but can he get so stressed about work that he can’t even and his hair turns white and he can’t sleep at night?
My wife and I never baby talk to our kid. We speak in full ancient Sumerian incantations, often summoning the more evil animal forms of the old gods.
My son is 7 and he has already accidentally wiped out two neighboring towns with a full recitation of the death bringer spell. 
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He’s knows a spell for that. Because we don’t baby talk. And this is his familiar
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My wife and I don't talk to our kids. We use telepathy. My 4 year old has now claws and is super healing. My 7 year old does not touch anything, she uses telekinesis. I am building a school for gifted youngsters.
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look, that sounds like a great pitch for God of War 2
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My wife and I never baby talked to our kids. I speak with them via keyboard now that they are hardwired into our home computer. My eldest son has already contacted two alien races from his hacking of our satellites and my youngest has made us financially independent for life.
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My wife and I never baby talked to our kids. We just communicate via telepathy. My eldest son has already used Vulcan Mind Meld on his daycare.
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