Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD
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It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola and strawberries or a 5 star breakfast.
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Omg I’ve never commented on this to tell y’all thank you for enjoying this it was super fun to create! Thank you Beyoncé for not sending me a cease and desist! Stan Beyoncé though!
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If y’all quote saying Beyoncé is vegan one more time, she literally said that’s what she eats in self interview. And she’s only vegan when she wants to lose weight
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Breakfast is served! McDonald’s sausage egg and cheese. She’ll drop five pounds from diarrhea before the red carpet photos.....granola...you amateurs!
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