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@coreykindberg

"this dude" —buzzfeed

New York
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 5

    It's framed. You're all welcome.

    24 replies 321 retweets 2,264 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    Waking up early for the good Trump Comey tweets. They're gonna be so good.

    1 reply 4 retweets 30 likes
  3. 6 hours ago
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    No amount of Resatylane lip fillers will help fix your basic bitch personality honey.

    1 retweet 22 likes
  4. 6 hours ago
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    stop acting like you attacking someone's appearance makes you better. a good clapback snatches their soul.

    1 reply 2 retweets 13 likes
  5. 6 hours ago
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    Please stop flexing the $1400 purse I got you when we were dating when you got nothing inside it

    1 reply 10 likes
  6. 6 hours ago
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    So what if I fucked a couple of people. You've fucked the whole city

    1 reply 10 likes
  7. 6 hours ago
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    I fucking hate ukuleles

    1 reply 11 likes
  8. 6 hours ago
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    i used to feel so comfortable with u & looked forward to seeing u u invaded my privacy, broke my trust now it's hard to even make 👀 contact

    1 reply 3 likes
  9. 6 hours ago
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    Locking your boyfriends passports in your safe & having them followed isn't enough to make them stay

    1 reply 4 likes
  10. 6 hours ago
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    Being married isn't some grand accomplishment. You're not a better or more accomplished person just because he put a ring on it!

    1 reply 9 likes
  11. 6 hours ago
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    Your new boyfriend is old and poor

    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
  12. 6 hours ago
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    if you follow me, unfollow me, and then follow me again to get my attention ONE MORE TIME I will block your ass so hard

    1 reply 10 likes
  13. 6 hours ago
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    when you're 25 and you still think reading a Wealth of Nations for fun is edgy as it was your first semester of college

    1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
  14. 6 hours ago

    I am the gift that keeps on giving.

    1 reply 40 likes
  15. 7 hours ago

    wow. pans are expensive

    1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
  16. 8 hours ago

    Hey Kel! You don't have to put a period before POTUS here. Only when a handle starts the tweet. Didn't Dan tell you?

    It was business as usual at White House today. . Hosted Infrastructure Summit, NatSec meeting, amazing speech at .
    1 reply 4 retweets 35 likes
  17. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    At this point in the Obama presidency, a big scandal for Fox News was when he ordered the wrong mustard.

    123 replies 2,431 retweets 3,779 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    rt if u a trash walker

    I feel so attacked
    220 replies 99,164 retweets 101,781 likes
  19. 9 hours ago
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    The only thing more disgusting than your neck beard is your personality

    1 reply 3 retweets 44 likes
  20. 11 hours ago
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    Your teeth look like they're running away from your face. I have no idea how you're going to get laid in Los Angeles you ugly shitbag.

    1 reply 2 retweets 51 likes
  21. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Let this guy unleash your most ferocious subtweets onto the internet

    1 reply 3 retweets 30 likes

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