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@CoreyBeasley

gave up the blue check for a quiet life by the side of the road

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  1. Jan 14

    who'd you choose when you played the Emo Game

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 13

    Feeling nostalgic this morning, fondly thinking of the last thing we published on and how wonderful the writing is in it, including the intro by which just makes my heart tear up:

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  3. 31 Dec 2020

    why aren't we all listening to Space Age Love Song every hour on the hour every day

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  4. 23 Dec 2020

    Corrington

    when ppl ask me if corie is short for anything ,,,,,, i just want to know what it could possibly be short for
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  5. 16 Dec 2020

    he wanted to propose to the plane. he took chasten instead. if i disappear after i tweet this, tell my wife i

    "I also had a personal love of transportation since childhood," says in a very on-brand moment
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  6. 16 Dec 2020

    Pete Buttigieg proposed to his husband at a terminal in O'Hare. Absolute psychopath. Fearing for my life as I type this. I'll never hear the whizz of the blowgun's dart.

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  7. 10 Dec 2020

    i tweet for ME

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  8. 10 Dec 2020

    stuck on the first level, can't kiss Larry's fingers fast enough

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  9. 9 Dec 2020

    all i want to hear is "The Dud Avocado: coming to PS5 in 2021"

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  10. 24 Nov 2020

    you just know the Little Drummer Boy was a blonde toddler named Brayden or some shit and his mom was Mary's boss at the Walgreens so when they "dropped by" on Xmas she and Joseph and Jesus all had to sit there and pretend to give a shit while he BARELY KEPT TIME ON THE SNARE

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  11. 23 Nov 2020

    i didn't get Climate Czar this year but Biden has just named me Sultan of Swing, it's a daytime job and i'm doing all right

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  12. 21 Nov 2020

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  13. 19 Nov 2020

    just started ADHD meds for the first time in my life, and i must admit it’s difficult to get distracted by social media when I’m falling asleep in the middle of throwing up!

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  14. 6 Nov 2020

    confusing black voters in Detroit and Atlanta for the ghost of John McCain, classic Scooby-Doo mixup

    I don’t really believe in ghosts or spirits, but hot damn, doesn’t it just FEEL like the spirits of John Lewis, Ruth Bader Ginsberg and John McCain are shining down upon us today?
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  15. 13 Oct 2020

    just learned William Basinksi looks like Daniel Day Lewis went on a raw diet to play Iggy Pop in a Stooges biopic

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  16. 7 Oct 2020

    coulda told you this guy's aesthetic was "extraordinary rendition site, by Radisson"

    Thanks to these two for keeping me company as I entered the "studio" to record the audiobook for Trust. It's available now at
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  17. 1 Oct 2020

    good headline

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  18. 25 Sep 2020

    accidentally watched the Ron Paul video and it ruined my life, something i've been saying for about twenty years now

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    25 Sep 2020

    *slaps roof of my head* this bad boy can fit such a bad mood in it

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  20. 25 Sep 2020

    this is generational violence

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