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  1. I owe my career to hard work and Gawker.

  2. I wrote about my favorite black sitcom of all time, "Roc":

  3. Thought a little boy who ran up to me nervously was in trouble but then he hit me with "Can I ask you something? Are you a boy or a girl?"

  4. I'm always hoping for this piece to become irrelevant.

  5. Are you a real 90s kid? 1. You ate gushers! 2. You watched Doug! 3. You heard Marilyn Manson got his ribs removed to suck his own dick.

  6. Today a gnarly old biker asked me, a stranger, to borrow my Chapstick and I was too cowardly/stunned to say no. Had to throw the tube away.

  7. Peace to all my other non sports fans on here who just want the team from the most economically disadvantaged city to win on days like this

  8. finally had the distinct honor of seeing black people freak out to "international players anthem" at a big wedding in atlanta.

  9. Just saw a white guy with an Indian chief patch on his jacket tell his gf "I don't believe in cultural differences." Only in NY, baby!

  10. I'm working on "Master of None" right now, but I'll be talking about my time at "The Nightly Show" at this thing.

  11. Sad to say it's my last day at "Nightly Show." It's a great place full of great people. Starting a new show in April I can't talk about yet.

  12. One of the less talked about indignities of New York is how many times a day you have to watch dogs shit.

  13. Just googled the worst google ever and it was"classy bean bag chair"

  14. My mom died last night. She was an expert in the art of benevolence. I once wrote about her here:

  15. Finally a web destination for all your black dads in robes needs.

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