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  1. Sad to say it's my last day at "Nightly Show." It's a great place full of great people. Starting a new show in April I can't talk about yet.

  2. One of the less talked about indignities of New York is how many times a day you have to watch dogs shit.

  3. Just googled the worst google ever and it was"classy bean bag chair"

  4. I saw a monk eating a Big Mac in this airport and it made me realize I don't know shit about monks. Can monks do Molly?

  5. You have to really hope everyone around you is well-versed in internet culture if you're gonna complain loudly about The Fat Jew in public.

  6. There should be a flavor of Diet Coke called Fountain Diet Coke but it comes in a can/bottle.

  7. "Do the Right Thing 2" looks awful.

  8. I'm suddenly obsessed with Morrissey...

  9. "Hamilton" is incredible and it makes you want to be a better person and writer and artist and American.

  10. It would appear that 2015 is not the year everyone starts being nice to each other. Here's to 2016!

  11. I found my old copy of "The Monster at the End of This Book" and it is like a Sesame Street Milgram experiment.

  12. Bro fight in Chicago and one goes, "I'm too old for this." And the other goes, "I know motherfucker because you're wearing cargo shorts." :)

  13. My friend's kid just asked in a really pissed off voice, "Is 'I Love Rock n Roll' a rock n roll song about loving rock n roll?"

  14. My most Arizona story is a kid at my high school shot a coyote and then dragged the coyote corpse to school behind his truck. Wow.

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