Cord Jefferson

@cordjefferson

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New York City
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Joined May 2010
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  1. Mar 24

    Sad to say it's my last day at "Nightly Show." It's a great place full of great people. Starting a new show in April I can't talk about yet.

    2 retweets 147 likes
  2. Mar 18

    One of the less talked about indignities of New York is how many times a day you have to watch dogs shit.

    2 retweets 58 likes
  3. Mar 5

    Just googled the worst google ever and it was"classy bean bag chair"

    64 likes
  8. 19 Dec 2015

    I saw a monk eating a Big Mac in this airport and it made me realize I don't know shit about monks. Can monks do Molly?

    27 retweets 119 likes
  9. 9 Nov 2015

    You have to really hope everyone around you is well-versed in internet culture if you're gonna complain loudly about The Fat Jew in public.

    21 retweets 136 likes
  10. 28 Oct 2015

    There should be a flavor of Diet Coke called Fountain Diet Coke but it comes in a can/bottle.

    23 retweets 86 likes
  12. 23 Sep 2015

    "Do the Right Thing 2" looks awful.

    30 retweets 71 likes
  13. 23 Aug 2015

    I'm suddenly obsessed with Morrissey...

    981 retweets 1,299 likes
  14. 19 Aug 2015

    "Hamilton" is incredible and it makes you want to be a better person and writer and artist and American.

    11 retweets 65 likes
  15. 21 Jul 2015

    It would appear that 2015 is not the year everyone starts being nice to each other. Here's to 2016!

    20 retweets 71 likes
  16. 20 Jul 2015

    I found my old copy of "The Monster at the End of This Book" and it is like a Sesame Street Milgram experiment.

    12:25 PM - 20 Jul 2015 · Details
    17 retweets 100 likes
  17. 5 Jul 2015

    Bro fight in Chicago and one goes, "I'm too old for this." And the other goes, "I know motherfucker because you're wearing cargo shorts." :)

    64 retweets 240 likes
  18. 30 May 2015

    My friend's kid just asked in a really pissed off voice, "Is 'I Love Rock n Roll' a rock n roll song about loving rock n roll?"

    4 retweets 46 likes
  19. 24 May 2015

    My most Arizona story is a kid at my high school shot a coyote and then dragged the coyote corpse to school behind his truck. Wow.

    3 retweets 27 likes
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