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  1. Feb 27

    do not go nightly into that good gent

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  2. Feb 20

    Meat bread potatoes milk 5G

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  3. Feb 17
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  4. Feb 16

    Snail Mail Precious cargo; Escargot. 🐌

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  5. Feb 14

    Mr Kipling is dead

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  6. Feb 6

    chewing

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  7. Feb 3
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  8. Feb 3
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  9. Feb 1

    Pies are what happens when you’re busy making covered flans.

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  10. Jan 31

    I have just seen an advert for pork

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  11. Jan 27

    loose leeks sink soups

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  12. Jan 17

    I used to date someone who would regularly tell people, 'I don't smoke, but I do smoke *up*!' She said it maybe a dozen times that I saw; it was hilarious drug humour. Also she did smoke, so that bit didn't really work.

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  13. Jan 8
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  14. 28 Dec 2020
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  15. 21 Dec 2020

    I’ve written a poem about the pandemic that rhymes nurse with biodiverse it’s on my wall check it out

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  16. 16 Dec 2020

    Seriously considering surfing the web.

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  17. 16 Dec 2020

    I wish I was an apple, a-hangin’ on a tree.

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  18. 7 Dec 2020

    brake the altars

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  19. 26 Nov 2020
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  20. 12 Nov 2020

    He watches every YouTube timelapse video and comments the same thing: ‘Surprised they managed to do that in 20 minutes.’

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