Conversnitch

"Oh Mitch. But you said we could get the cheese steak."

"You're like the Babe Ruth of ricotta gnocchi"

"That is the worst rap name I've ever heard"

"Like its so fucking self indulgent this brand of espresso"

"Turn left before the bridge. (x) see a blue van parked with the flag on the back."

"Back up. That's your cousin?"

"What are you doing? We're trying to read."

"Why would she believe mom and dad? When was the last time they were right?"

"It's just a drink, it's not a lifestyle choice"

"Admit it"

"Just make toast or something"

"No. no. no. no."

"I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do it"

"Ask Michael why he did it. He know."

"People do get better."

"As for the staffing issue I understand it's hard to find good people"

"Don't use exclamation points in your email next time."

"When the fuck did I turn this bald-headed."

"I'm trying to remember how to say I don't speak French in French"

"Are these your keys?"