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Aquarius season check in . How’s everyone doing?
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Today's My Internet sings in a huge band: !
Max is pro echo chamber, befriended Marianne Williamson on Twitter, and was recently added to a group chat for people who love relaxing.
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"phoebe bridgers catbird collection" is an idea formulated in a lab specifically to bankrupt me
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every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon
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lrt: our shattered monoculture has truly affected the way we talk to each other!! if your corners of the internet line up, you're golden, but if you cross the wrong wires you can end up in a language and social cue mess nbcnews.com/news/mascara-c
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I enjoyed talking to about how language change is proceeding at a breakneck speed on Tiktok, and how this affects how we think about what others are supposed to know!
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finally wading into the mascara vs “mascara” vs #mascaragate discourse. yes, my brain hurts: nbcnews.com/news/mascara-c
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gen z is grappling with being raised by "almond moms" (obsessed w/ diet culture & losing weight) & making tiktoks spoofing the values of almond moms while being frank about what it's like to be raised to worship at the altar of thinness
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just found this outrageously awesome & detailed database of local bands from around where I grew up in NJ from a very specific era of like 1997 - 2003
m.soundcloud.com/njpparchives/s
a lot of people who went on to way bigger and better bands in here. this was everyones humble beginning
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they’re in charge of television now
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As magical as AI models might seem, they are the product of human decisions. To help this sink in, suggests “imagining your inevitable boredom from the start, then trying to figure out what’s left, what it can do for you, and what it wants.”
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retail in 2023 involves choosing between going to walgreens and doing ur shopping by having a worker unlock each individual item for you from behind plexiglas, or trying to decide between IOCBYHZ, BANKKY, or KLAQQED spatulas on amazon
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You won’t always get that apology…
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At 23 I made the song Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
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Honestly instead of being constantly under attack, libraries should get even more money and support bc not only are librarians the best fellow book nerds authors could ask for, they’re also funny as heck tiktok.com/t/ZTRsU4kvc/
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todays my birthday! there’s a whole list of things you can do to celebrate it, here are the new ones i added this year! at.tumblr.com/continuants/ha
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Shampoo bottles are now 34% more likely to drop on your toes while showering.
- Bread crust is now 20% tastier. 10% less chance of tearing apart the bread while cutting it.
- Chance of a stray cat approaching you and letting you pet it increased by 10%
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In 2010 my brother and I started posting educational videos because we had run out of ideas for our vlog.
Today, with and , we’re launching gostudyhall.com a path from YouTube to real, transferable college credit, and I want to talk about why (and how).
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Jean says be nice to yourself OR ELSE
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Doomsday Clock moved forward again 😬
qz.com/humanity-is-cl
Please enjoy my visualization of the metaphorical timepiece's history on a ... clock plot? ... connected scatter-clock? ... 🤔📈
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metacritic tv premiere editor still has it
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1/3) I’m not always happy when social media finds its way to my private photo sessions , but that is the way of the world now . With all the buzz from yesterday’s photoshoot with , I want to take a moment to highlight the Asbury Park African-American Music Project…
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Does anyone else feel like maintaining a house is an entire second, very expensive full-time job
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what the fuck does this mean
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girls only want one thing: the pie hole bakery from pushing daisies 🥧
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let him cook
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mushrooms are the moment (ps stream motherland fort salem)
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time.com/6248637/coreco
I wrote about Corecore, the inescapable TikTok aesthetic that is confusing everyone, especially everyone at my job who I spoke to about this. (1/2)
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went deep on tiktok's unhealthy obsession w anti-aging
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So I’m working on a story about marriage pacts - those “if we’re both 50 and still single let’s get married” deals. I’m looking for folks who went actually through with a deal like that or are working up the courage to go through with it. DM me if that’s you or someone you know!
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I wrote about how I'm embracing being the cringiest, freest version of myself this year & you should too! refinery29.com/en-gb/embrace- via
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a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops
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