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    Man, I better be the only motherkitten sending you crush tweets

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    lettering is Arabic not Islamic. Like your reporting is in English not Christian

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    RECREATE the thrill of writing a blog by screaming your deepest, most profound thoughts into the dark, uncaring, night sky.

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    It's not eyeliner it's guyliner It's not a romance it's a bromance It's not a sandwich it's a manwich I'm not insecure I'm masculinsecure

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    I always thought horoscopes were a load of nonsense. But the Metro have got mine spot on today. Probably yours too.

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    I don’t need femisis they are all so uptight and angry!! They should chill out like the grown men sending death threats over video games

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    Hands down one of the best pictures I've ever seen

  8. Actually spent the $90 on when I said I would never I fucking hate myself

  9. This game just gets me

  10. People don't ask me this question enough. RT : What's your favourite dinosaur?

  11. With all the heady seduction of a Mills & Boon, "accidentally" flicks his underwear onto my face with his toes

  12. Guardians of the Galaxy is a wee bit overrated

  13. Interesting that the majority of journals and mags who are pro only offer unpaid internships.

  14. Touché, Siri

    • @alka_seltzer666

      宇宙魔女 (Space Witch) with a sleepy conscious. visual artist. Horror Movies Enthusiast. Bookworm. supernatural favors & voodoo vibes. Don't make it weird.

    • @McInTweet

      Official Michael McIntyre news, HAPPY & GLORIOUS UK & IRELAND 2015 tour dates and tickets.

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