Connor Dunlap

@conraddunlap

Professional nobody.

New York, NY
Geregistreerd in januari 2013

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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    11 apr.

    Nobody: Me: The lions in the new Lion King aren’t even sexy. Literally who would want to fuck these new Lion King lions?

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  2. 8 uur geleden

    You don’t realize how intimate it is to brush your teeth with someone until you’re brushing your teeth alone and have to spit into the sink instead of into your partners mouth

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  3. 29 apr.

    Well... at least Endgame was good

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  4. 27 apr.

    I relate to this on a deeply personal level:

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    25 apr.
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  6. 25 apr.

    I've never in my whole life finished a free coffee punchcard... but yeah give me another.

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    25 apr.

    Strong play for the “grandparents who FWD grammatically incoherent political chain letters” vote.

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  8. 24 apr.

    Now that the embargo has lifted I can finally share my TOTALLY RATIONAL and NOT INSANE review!!

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  9. 23 apr.

    The silver lining to Biden’s announcement is no one is allowed to join the race after him — if you didn’t announce before the handsy grandpa, sorry, the door is closed. It’s in the Constitution.

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  10. 23 apr.

    Weird how Marvel keeps cutting this scene from every single Avengers movie...

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  11. 22 apr.

    Hella respect toward the Game of Thrones writing staff that made its 69th episode the horniest episode to date.

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  12. 22 apr.

    With coming out this week, I can finally reveal that awhile back I auditioned for the very important role of "Superhero Who Didn't Ask For This"

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    22 apr.

    Hands down, best use of music in Game Of Thrones so far.

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  14. 21 apr.

    Jesus died so I could sleep till noon. or like for my sins or whatever but either way I just woke up so thank u jesus

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  15. 20 apr.

    But honestly the outro to Heaven Help Me is the best thing to happen to music since music.

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  16. 19 apr.

    Warren is the only one out here saying/doing anything worth a damn

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  17. 19 apr.

    If Heaven Help Me isn't immediately your song of 2019 tf are you even doing?

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  18. 19 apr.

    This is me as your very close friend who’s really sorry but actually can’t hangout tonight after all

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  19. 18 apr.

    I was really bummed out when I found out the Mueller report had been redacted and was NOT, in fact, a hard hitting investigation on Ass Interference in 2016.

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    18 apr.

    1. Russia interfered 2. They did it to help Trump 3. Trump wanted their help 4. Trump's campaign met with the Russians to seek out that help 5. Trump and his campaign repeatedly lied about those contacts 6. Trump fired the FBI Director to stop an investigation into the matter

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  21. 17 apr.

    I never thought making my bed in the morning was a big deal. But then I started making my bed in the morning and now I pity every one of you poor souls who are still refusing to live your best life.

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