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wow that one really cracked me up
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I'm so good at telling yolks
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so happy you're being positive and looking on the sunny side up of things...I'm ashamed of that one
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yeah that one was pretty rotten


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STOP!!!!!
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don't be a chicken. Our egg puns aren't scary

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so if its 3am here do u think itll still have the same effect on me
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im too tired to even tell if i used the right effect/affect or not
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wait i dont even like eggs im going to sleep
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have u watched what the health? bc it ruined my being happy about eggs
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how were they cooked?? over easy?? scrambled?? WE NEED ANSWERS
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eggs are SO nasty
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what the
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last time i ate eggs i felt sick for two days bc of it. ITS LITERALLY UNBORN FOWL
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idk if u were eating the right eggs
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I'm happy for you, Connor...and omelette you finish...but late night breakfast is the greatest of all time. OF ALL TIME. ;)
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yeah i mean eating non developed chicken babies at one in the morning would make me pretty happy too
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Yeah they're chicken's periods, kinda gross if you ask me.
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..... not sure but they're chicken periods.
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I learned in cooking class and from a vegan spokes person so..there's an explanation, just forgot it. It's the literal shed egg of a chicken
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As humans do with their uterine lining during periods. It's the same thing, but we only eat one version of it.
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