Patriotism aside, monarchy aside, symbolism aside, I love that the news is loving, nah BARMY for the amount of us Brits politely having a ruddy bloody long queue.
Fuck the Union Jack. Fuck the pound. The official symbol of the British people is the queue.
A lot of people seem to have issue with elves being black but didn’t have any issue with all other fictional magical people apparently all coming from bloody Somerset as if middle earth was down the M5 on the way to Exeter
Queer culture is going to a sex positive queer club night then after coming home and finishing a bottle of wine with your partner watching 2 Ronnies sketches till 7am
Im that level of smashed where I did a wee doodle on the other half then signed it. I wonder how long it’ll be before he sees this and says ‘YOU TWEETED THAT???!!’ X
1. You are still alive. It’s currently still your day
2. Patrol cars literally never said that
3. I had to google you to realise who you were
4. You’ve had HOW MANY EX WIVES?
5. I going to be SUPER queer today, just for you.
It’s that stage after pride where I’m getting accepted follow requests on insta and thinking ‘who the hell is that’ and then getting flashbacks of being absolutely slaughtered dancing my tits off with them. Pride is a long lasting gift 😆