Conan O'BrienVerified account

@ConanOBrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Los Angeles
Joined February 2010

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  1. Did you know "La Croix" is actually French for "The Croix"

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  2. Feb 28

    Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow confront me about my drinking just before we perform .

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  3. Feb 28

    I’m pretty sure my iPhone is spying on me because I’m starting to get a lot of ads for water resistant body pillows.

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  4. Feb 27

    I can't get over the fact that, no matter how hard I try, this particular tweet is going absolutely nowhere.

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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    Get to know and , 's most musical Production Assistants.

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  6. Feb 26

    “Most quotes attributed to Mark Twain were actually said by someone else” - Mark Twain

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  7. Feb 25

    Sad to see Buttigieg’s momentum fading before I ever really learned how to spell his name.

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  8. Feb 24

    . and I bonded over our shocking whiteness and half-assed careers.

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  9. Feb 23

    Great candy bar: Charleston Chew. Not as great: Myrtle Beach Masticator.

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  10. Feb 22

    You’ve been married a long time when the trail of rose petals she left you goes to the lawn mower

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  11. Feb 21

    Does anyone with false teeth refer to them as their Tongue's Cool New Stepdad?

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  12. Feb 20

    Just bought a white noise machine which only plays sounds of Joe Biden reading TV guide recaps of Succession.

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  13. Feb 19

    I behaved like an ass at The .

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  14. Feb 19

    Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government?

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  15. Feb 18

    British comics like love my humor.

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  16. Feb 18

    DC just announced the title for their next sequel, "Joker: Steeper Stairs"

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  17. Feb 18

    Taken moments before I was asked to leave the British Museum.

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  18. Feb 17

    This fancy London hotel won't change me.

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  19. Feb 17

    Today, I bashed people on Twitter, ate junk food and went to a strip club. How did you celebrate “President’s Day”?

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  20. Feb 17

    This week on my podcast, and I discussed serious issues like insecurity, decay, and bundt cakes.

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