Never funny to use the Lord's name in vain. Never.
You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.
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jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry
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I posted this in Facebook and apparently my friends are nerdy enough to try to solve the riddle based on this information
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I've known the answer ever since I saw it in Doctor Who.
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me: "Uh...can I get that riddle?" G1: "Of course. If I have lunch left over in the fridge, and SOMEONE not naming names throws it out-" G2: "FOR FUCKS SAKE, I thought it was OLD, Daniel! Like the carbonara, which CERTAINLY didn't have mushrooms when it was COOKED" me: .___.;;;
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“Didn’t have mushrooms when it was cooked” imma steal that for personal use
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From the Humour in Uniform column in the Reader's Digest, back in the day: Male Sentry at WAAF base, just before curfew: Halt! Who goes there? WAAF Aircraftwoman: If you think I'm going to say 'friend' after what you tried last night, you've got another thing coming.
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Wait so then G2 didn't apologize no wonder Daniel is still upset poor guy I'm gonna ask Daniel to get some lattes
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Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
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