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comedy writer, licensed insurance broker, strong proponent of green energy

Denton, TX
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    1. Michael McFaul‏Verified account @McFaul 15h15 hours ago

      Trump reported today that terrorists come into our country from the south. Is there any data on the numbers?

      958 replies . 1,664 retweets 6,544 likes
      Jefferson Smith‏ @comicone999 8h8 hours ago
      Replying to @McFaul

      You’re in luck. No acts of terrorism have ever been committed on US soil by anyone coming in through the southern borderhttps://cis.org/Report/Terrorist-Infiltration-Threat-Southwest-Border …

      8:22 pm - 4 Jan 2019
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        2. Packet Wrench‏ @packetwrench 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @comicone999 @Rooknessen @McFaul

          Drugs aren't terrorism? Cartels dont induce wide spread fear?

          8 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. DoesNotSufferFools‏ @truthisbest5 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @packetwrench @comicone999 and

          Learn what constitutes terrorism if you want to play with the grownups.

          2 replies . 2 retweets 89 likes
        4. Merry 🎄Muellerday 🎅Vulcan 🖖Writer ✒Mom 💁‏ @EvaChanda 7h7 hours ago
          Replying to @truthisbest5 @packetwrench and

          And cartels are only responding to American *demand* for drugs...

          4 replies . 0 retweets 26 likes
        5. Packet Wrench‏ @packetwrench 7h7 hours ago
          Replying to @EvaChanda @truthisbest5 and

          You are correct. The statement was made to sound like there is no violence on the border.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
        6. DoesNotSufferFools‏ @truthisbest5 7h7 hours ago
          Replying to @packetwrench @EvaChanda and

          Definitely violence. Agree completely that there’s a law enforcement issue there.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. Jefferson Smith‏ @comicone999 7h7 hours ago
          Replying to @truthisbest5 @packetwrench and

          For the fiscal year of 2018 there were 3 convictions of homicide or man slaughter, 3 in 2017 and 8 in 2016 https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/stats/cbp-enforcement-statistics/criminal-alien-statistics …

          2 replies . 1 retweet 2 likes
        8. Packet Wrench‏ @packetwrench 7h7 hours ago
          Replying to @comicone999 @truthisbest5 and

          Of what? I do security for that region. There are tons of homicides around the border.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
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        2. Linda B Fortin‏ @elkaybo 7h7 hours ago
          Replying to @bryonworks @comicone999 @McFaul

          From an NBC follow up story, it looks like the number comes from 2017 Department of Homeland Security figures that reflected stops of suspicious persons worldwide, mostly at airports. So the numbers are not entirely cooked, just grossly misrepresented. Surprise.

          5 replies . 3 retweets 17 likes
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        4. Steve_L‏ @ThrottleJockey6 6h6 hours ago
          Replying to @bryonworks @elkaybo and

          That's what I heard too. It was Nielsen who said it today plain as day. She said 3,000 were detained at the southern border. It's a flat out lie and they all know it

          3 replies . 1 retweet 9 likes
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        1. Kris Alexander‏ @Timeismc2 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @comicone999 @McFaul

          Sorry, but facts don't matter to those who support the wall. His followers believe that when @realDonaldTrump says something it must be true regardless of evidence to the contrary. #SAD - Suspend All Disbelief.

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        2. Mister Winston‏ @MisterDWinston 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @comicone999 @McFaul

          Facts?!! We dont need no stinkin FACTS!

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        2. Lance Tane‏ @LanceTane 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @comicone999 @jilevin @McFaul

          And the reason we need a wall is what?

          1 reply . 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Хавьер Эдуардо‏ @energizamx 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @LanceTane @comicone999 and

          That is a funny one. Illegal immigrants are hired at half the legal rate and zero social security. And that makes good business for US business people, bad business for legal US workers. Illegals arrive by collective truck charging around 2000 per person...

          3 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. Хавьер Эдуардо‏ @energizamx 8h8 hours ago
          Replying to @energizamx @LanceTane and

          And employers of these attractive cheap workers discount from payment weekly , fortnightly, etc. So you see, the problem us the lack of wall. 😂💩

          1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. OK_Dumbass‏ @OK_Dumbass 6h6 hours ago
          Replying to @energizamx @LanceTane and

          OK_Dumbass Retweeted Chris Sommerfeldt

          The most sensible, and effective solution, would be jailing employers who knowingly hire undocumented aliens: like Donald Trump.https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1078973906533240832 …

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          Chris SommerfeldtVerified account @C_Sommerfeldt
          NEW: New Jersey prosecutors have collected evidence of possible immigration fraud crimes committed by supervisors at @realDonaldTrump's Bedminster golf club — and the FBI as well as Robert MUELLER have played part in the inquiry, @NYDailyNews has learned. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-pol-fbi-ag-evidence-crimes-trump-golf-20181228-story.html …
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