Jefferson Smith

@comicone999

comedy writer, licensed insurance broker, strong proponent of green energy

Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Apr 2017

    "If only I'd thought to call the Washington Post fake news..."

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  2. 10 hours ago
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  4. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Admission: It's very weird to have Democratic Party operatives vilify my reporting as supposed proof that I'm trying to destroy Democrats -- while I'm also literally married to a Democratic elected official.

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  6. Jan 2

    Russian Historians around the world just all screamed “WTF”

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  7. 28 Dec 2018
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    The cost of border shutdown to California jobs, businesses, communities and familiies would be huge...The shutdown at San Ysidro Port of Entry in November cost local biz more than $5.3 million -- and that was just 5 hours.

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  10. 26 Dec 2018
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  11. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2018

    It’s almost as if everything I said is 100% true, and people are just mad that by saying it, I made them feel sad

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    If I were the seven year old I would have answered “well, my mommy believed in her retirement fund until you made it disappear.”

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  13. 24 Dec 2018

    Every time Trump tweets a devil gets its horns

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  14. 24 Dec 2018

    You’d think he’d start to figure out that isolationism isn’t a good strategy... but.... 🙄

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  15. 21 Dec 2018

    Ummm I don’t think he understands what coyotes refers to here 🙄

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  17. 18 Dec 2018

    Can’t ethically run a charity organization but I’m 100% sure he’d never do anything unethical as president 🙄

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  18. Retweeted

    You're borrowing money from China to support the farmers you've hurt because you're in a dumb trade war with...wait for it...CHINA.

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  19. 14 Dec 2018
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  21. 13 Dec 2018

    “I voted for a tax cut and corporations did exactly what expert economists said they would. When will I ever learn?” Spoiler alert: when he’s a citizen

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