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@combatdavey

Excited, emotional idiot. Thick skin; elastic heart.

Montréal, Québec
Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 7

    If Bill & Ted were shitty

    25 replies 93 retweets 281 likes
  2. 20 hours ago
    Replying to

    It was like a crossover episode of Rogaine and Cialis commercials.

  3. 20 hours ago
    Replying to

    Also, a bunch of identical-looking suburban white dads in a Dodge Viper club, driving downtown on Sherbrooke together, like, in a line.

    1 reply 2 likes
  4. 20 hours ago

    It's Grand Prix weekend in Montréal so obviously some cock shouted at my girlfriend out the window of his mid-life crisis.

    2 replies 2 likes
  5. Jun 9

    This is the definition of low-hanging fruit

    A politician switches bodies with a tangerine.
  6. Jun 9

    *drinking Guinness out of a champagne glass at work* PROD. COORD: That's dark champagne. ME: That's my rap name.

    12 likes
  7. Jun 8

    Hairbrush in hand, my girlfriend is making her Zero Tolerance For Houseflies policy 100% unequivocally clear for this poor bastard fly.

    1 reply 1 like
  8. Jun 7

    Actually the worst thing I have ever seen

    6 likes
  9. Jun 7

    You are not good at jokes. Please stop.

    Trying to find something of substance in Comey’s opening statement like
    6 likes
  10. Jun 7

    Spoiler: they're all playing male leads on CBS cop shows.

    Scientists have found the oldest known human fossils, reports
    2 replies 4 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    8 replies 517 retweets 580 likes
  12. Jun 6

    The only impression I get right 100% of the time is Christian Bale doing the Batman voice saying: "I'm not wearing hockey pads."

    1 reply 5 likes
  13. Jun 5

    "I love Josh Donaldson." GF: "I bet he loves you."

    4 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Volume 03 is the story of how I built a workplace kickball team for the wrong reason. Go subscribe, downloaded, and validate .

    2 retweets 2 likes
  15. Jun 5

    —So, Dave, why did you move back to Montréal? "There's just something special about the place." —Like?

    0:44
    Mother duck and babies got lost in Old Montreal, getting a police escort through the streets, back to the duck pond.
    6 likes
  16. Jun 5

    Always nice to talk to on the Facebooks.

    1 reply
  17. Jun 5

    Me: I don't think I'll ever be able to afford a house. Friend: Why? Me: As I understand it, I had to make a choice.

    6 likes
  18. Jun 3

    Larry King is still alive?

    I've been a friend of 's for years and there's not a racist bone in his body. Let's accept his apology and move on.
    3 likes
  19. Jun 3

    "It took me until June, 2017 to realize Bill Maher sucks. Please commend me." — a bunch of fucking geniuses today

    1 reply 2 retweets 15 likes
  20. Jun 1

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

    Trump says that he, as someone who cares deeply about the environment, cannot in good conscience support a deal like this.
    3 likes

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