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  1. Jun 8

    "Honnold, meanwhile, is performing in an event that no one else is even qualified, much less willing, to participate." - This. 100% this.

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    Jun 5

    I'm looking for a new job! Lots of experience with Infrastructure / Distributed Systems / Scala / FP. DMs open.

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    Jun 3

    I am awestruck. Free solo climb of ~3000ft cliff wall,no rope or safety equipment. 4 hours. Using the hard route. 🤘🏻

  4. Jun 1

    Just booked a 3 day climbing trip with my wife. I'm so pumped!

  5. May 30

    Days since Scala's universal equality has made me 🐼: 0

  6. May 29

    Took my five year old out for her first outdoor climbing pitch today.

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    May 28

    Love this. A lot of people confuse their familiarity with Java for it being simple.

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    May 25

    The worst thing about Scala is that people learning it might think typed functional programming has to be this awful.

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    May 24
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    May 17

    Had a quick go at trying on Android. Works great!

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    May 21

    This tweet did not age well

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    May 21
    Replying to

    I didn't like math for a really long time; problem was, nobody told me about abstract math. School was all: memorize these number recipes.

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    May 19
    Replying to

    I want it on Switch so bad!

  14. May 19
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    May 18
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    May 17

    Scalatest, it seems, contains a 20x method overload.

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    May 14

    I AM LITERALLY RUNNING SERVANT ON JETTY 🎆🎆🎆

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    May 11

    PSA: If a function accepts a string then it's a parser. Parsers are hard to get right and dangerous to get wrong. Write fewer of them.

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    May 8

    kinda getting over scala... today haskell or ocaml are looking really appealing.

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    May 5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀 this is the sweetest burn anyone could lay on go and the sickness from whence it came

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