When I got to MIT, upperclassmen told me that if I ever had to be in proximity to the professor discussed in this article, I should make sure I had a houseplant on me. "Broccoli in a pinch." One of those jokes-but-not-really that I laughed about at the time.https://twitter.com/EthanZ/status/1172279085646667788 …
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I didn't really need to know this, Colm.

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I think I had seen this before, and assumed that "nasal sex with plants" amounted to a salacious way to say "smelling flowers". Was I somehow misreading it?
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On second thoughts, if I was, maybe I don't want to know.
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so what women needed to know was 'use a fern not an orchid 'pic.twitter.com/wlejHPdZI7
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Wow. I'm pretty sure he just means smelling flowers (as flowers are the reproductive organs of plants) and he thinks he's being funny. But if that's really related to why he can't stand to be around plants now, that's amazing.
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