Colin Smith

@colin2030

Talker of nonsense, digger of holes

Joined July 2009
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  1. Feb 4

    Monday Morning poem. I’d rather spend two hours with the foulest, hated sinners. Than a packed commuter train of divs, farting yesterday’s Sunday dinners.

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  2. Jan 24

    There’s a hell of a supergroup in heaven now. But when I get there I’ll go and watch Mark E Smith instead

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  3. Jan 17

    A tree has hit a train at Lingfield. Delays out of East Grinstead

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  4. Dec 31

    Time for a new year

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  5. 7 Dec 2017

    . 1653 to E Grinstead from Vic cancelled. Thanks again

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  6. 1 Nov 2017

    And what about yesterday? Same train was cancelled.

    Replying to @colin2030
    Hi Colin, apologies, if this is the 0613 East Grinstead to London Bridge, it was due to a fault on this train ^Jess
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  7. 1 Nov 2017

    Ffs my train from EG is cancelled again. Two days in a row! The £2 delay repay comp is not enough, I want good service!

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  8. 28 Oct 2017

    ‘Sounds Like Friday Night’ last night

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  9. Retweeted
    26 Sep 2017

    Here we go! Baffled old men. You'll never leave...

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  10. 14 Oct 2017

    I don’t think this is going to be a big seller

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  11. Retweeted
    8 Oct 2017

    You spoke. We’ve listened. Lots more and locations. Details soon. And that’s the wayyy the news goes!

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  12. 27 May 2017

    “Just kidding!”

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  13. Retweeted
    24 May 2017

    I've seen three young dudes today. Not one of them carrying the news. It's all bullshit.

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  14. Retweeted
    7 Mar 2017

    and eyes, and ears, and mouth, and nose…

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  15. Retweeted
    3 Apr 2015

    "Packham Up Packham In Let me begin" - Chris Packham having sex

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  16. 24 May 2017

    “Why don’t you ask someone?” - The Wife

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  17. 24 May 2017

    Unauthorised adjustment of the toaster settings at the hotel breakfast.

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  18. 23 Apr 2017

    New blog post! Pallets to Paradise

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  19. 27 Mar 2017

    Boom! Monkman v Seagull

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  20. 22 Mar 2017
    Replying to

    I’m in the area. All good, cordon on, going home

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