Cole Ryan

Boo at @AlaskaAir for hourlong delays SFO-SEA. There goes the rest of my night – at San Francisco International Airport (SFO)

Why does Luke Cage put a helmet on when he rides his motorcycle? #JessicaJones

Staying up until 6am playing board games is so much fun, but why does it have to make me so tired the next day‽

Not ponytails or cottontails, no, DuckTales!

So, maybe somebody should start threatening theaters if anybody tries to release another movie starring Nicolas Cage?

Earthquake!

The biggest difference between Python and Ruby: In Python, methods are really just attributes. In Ruby attributes are really just methods.

I hope in addition to the :before and :after pseudo-elements, CSS4 includes a :wrapper option. Cuz the alternative is mucking up the HTML

The worst part about pride is the random stray bits of glitter that got on me that I know I'll still be finding on me a week from now

Dammit; are there any hot dog stands still open in soma?

Which form of sportball is more boring to watch: Baseball or Soccer?

Life lesson: always spread the sunscreen evenly (no pictures for this one, folks)

Poll: is truvada a party drug? Or anti-anxiety medication?

If a gay guy is being a douche, do you call him an "enema"?

Gray hair in my beard‽ *pluck* Psshh, that never happened

Walking through a 4/20 celebration on our way to a Hunky Jesus competition #sflife

Teaching @JustDanceAlex on how to properly use a locki

Here I thought a bottom would never find anything in SF, but @JustDanceAlex is proving me wrong. #hecanoutbottomanyone - cc @CavinKnight

"I could've topped or bottomed. There was a 50% chance you'd get it wrong." @coleryanxxx: "No, there wasn't." #GayBoyProblem #PushyBottom

So, which teams are playing in this football game?