@colegamble @MaraWritesStuff could be worse - I worked for 5 years with a man who always said "'I see,' said the blind man" about eveything.
The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, "Living the dream" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys.
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@colegamble @MaraWritesStuff Apparently he didn't realize that nightmares are dreams, too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble @funTweeters Maybe that was his dream.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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