@colegamble At first I thought you were talking to me, then I realized mine has my penis creeping over my belly button and I was all "phew"
If your profile pic is your shirtless, headless torso you more than likely also own a windowless van and family-size drum of chloroform.
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Back off our staff bub MT
@colegamble If your profile pic is shirtless, headless torso you likely own a windowless van/drum of chloroformThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble I always assumed that type would use a profile pic of a poorly painted ceramic figurine, or maybe a single, glistening finger.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble That might actually improve my dating profile.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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