@colegamble They wanted to make sure there was no POST-apocalypse.
Wait, so there won’t be Twinkies around post-Mayan Apocalypse?! Twinkies were my whole post-Apocalypse survival game plan. Fuck you, Mayans.
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@colegamble False alarm on the Twinkie thing dude, chill. The world is still ending, but it will be snack-cake rich.#HostessteroidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble Canada's Twinkie supply is unaffected! So move here, if you don't mind the vampires roaming in our winter's 24-hour darkness.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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