.@colegamble unicorns won't go near a nonvirgin which means no long term relationships.
Lesson of the Twilight Series: Girls love pale, sparkly, mythic creatures with magical powers. Ergo, every girl wants to hump a unicorn.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble I think you are into something here, good sir.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble Easier done than said.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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