@colegamble Ah, but walking would eventually become a chafed, crushed nightmare.
If instead of toenails each of your toes had a nipple, putting on socks would be like an adventure of erotic awakening each morning.
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@colegamble yeah but noone wants smelly nipplesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble If the tips of your fingers responded in the same way, emails would be the best part of everyone's day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@colegamble We would have to sell toe socks and bunny slippers in sex shops, next to the poppers and lube.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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