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@colegamble

a loose assemblage of anxieties and Hot Pockets.

Portland. Los Angeles. Chicago
Joined June 2009
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  1. Aug 10

    Can we also get a live action Winston Duke Batman? Maybe pair him with the Ta Nehisi Coates Superman that’s in the works?? Please?

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  2. Jun 14

    Is it me, or does the announced Guardians of the Galaxy game look like an iOS App Store game?

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  3. Feb 21

    Never before have I felt so seen.

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    if anyone wanted to go viral and get screamed at by a bunch of people on here, you could do a thread about how the best way to eat m&m's is by swallowing them like a pill. m&m swallow guy. simple, catchy, and most importantly fucked up. this is how it's done folks ☝️

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  5. Feb 8

    Sadly, this is really going to wreck the grading curve on what constitutes a "dad bod".

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  6. Jan 21

    This is how you make an exit.

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  7. Jan 17

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  8. Jan 11

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  9. Jan 11

    Listening to Fox News talking heads bitch about the cabinet nominees during the Biden transition has that air of a first-class Titanic passenger complaining about the lack of amenities on the life boats.

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  10. 6 Dec 2020

    Kay Jewelers new Christmas campaign tagline is “Love is Unstoppable”. Wasn’t that also the movie tagline for Sleeping with the Enemy? And Fatal Attraction? "Love is Unstoppable" sounds less like a commitment and more like a threat.

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  11. 5 Dec 2020

    Name a food that tastes better the longer you leave it out (or basically the opposite of French Fries)

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  12. 4 Dec 2020

    I don’t know why wearing a mask has become such a masculinity issue. If COVID had even a .001% chance of making your dick fall off, I think you’d see a lot more (macho) dudes wearing them.

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  13. 9 Nov 2020

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  14. 9 Nov 2020

    America:

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  15. 8 Nov 2020

    With the best of hopes, Donald Trump will spend the next 2 months in full Howard Hughes mode. Locked in a home theater. Jars full of pee. Safe from the world and the world safe from him.

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  16. 7 Nov 2020

    Your post-job review.

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  17. 7 Nov 2020

    How do you "book" a landscaping company's parking lot in the first place?

    Oh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping firm parking lot. Unbelievable. It should be illegal to be this happy
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  18. 7 Nov 2020

    As focused as we are on saying buh-bye to Trump, let’s not forget all the other lovely people we’ll be saying goodbye to as well. I’ll start: Bill Barr Steven Miller Chad Wolf Now it’s your turn to add to the list.

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  19. 7 Oct 2020

    Fly for President?

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  20. Retweeted
    22 Jul 2020

    in america, first you get the person, then you get the woman, then you get the man, then you get the camera, then you get the tv

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