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@colegamble

a loose assemblage of anxieties and Hot Pockets.

Portland. Los Angeles. Chicago
Geregistreerd in juni 2009
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  1. 10 aug.

    Can we also get a live action Winston Duke Batman? Maybe pair him with the Ta Nehisi Coates Superman that’s in the works?? Please?

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  2. 14 jun.

    Is it me, or does the announced Guardians of the Galaxy game look like an iOS App Store game?

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  3. 21 feb.

    Never before have I felt so seen.

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    18 feb.

    if anyone wanted to go viral and get screamed at by a bunch of people on here, you could do a thread about how the best way to eat m&m's is by swallowing them like a pill. m&m swallow guy. simple, catchy, and most importantly fucked up. this is how it's done folks ☝️

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  5. 9 feb.

    Sadly, this is really going to wreck the grading curve on what constitutes a "dad bod".

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  6. 21 jan.

    This is how you make an exit.

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  8. 11 jan.

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  9. 11 jan.

    Listening to Fox News talking heads bitch about the cabinet nominees during the Biden transition has that air of a first-class Titanic passenger complaining about the lack of amenities on the life boats.

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  10. 6 dec. 2020

    Kay Jewelers new Christmas campaign tagline is “Love is Unstoppable”. Wasn’t that also the movie tagline for Sleeping with the Enemy? And Fatal Attraction? "Love is Unstoppable" sounds less like a commitment and more like a threat.

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  11. 5 dec. 2020

    Name a food that tastes better the longer you leave it out (or basically the opposite of French Fries)

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  12. 4 dec. 2020

    I don’t know why wearing a mask has become such a masculinity issue. If COVID had even a .001% chance of making your dick fall off, I think you’d see a lot more (macho) dudes wearing them.

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  13. 9 nov. 2020

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  14. 9 nov. 2020

    America:

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  15. 8 nov. 2020

    With the best of hopes, Donald Trump will spend the next 2 months in full Howard Hughes mode. Locked in a home theater. Jars full of pee. Safe from the world and the world safe from him.

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  16. 7 nov. 2020

    Your post-job review.

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  17. 7 nov. 2020

    How do you "book" a landscaping company's parking lot in the first place?

    Oh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping firm parking lot. Unbelievable. It should be illegal to be this happy
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  18. 7 nov. 2020

    As focused as we are on saying buh-bye to Trump, let’s not forget all the other lovely people we’ll be saying goodbye to as well. I’ll start: Bill Barr Steven Miller Chad Wolf Now it’s your turn to add to the list.

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  19. 7 okt. 2020

    Fly for President?

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    22 jul. 2020

    in america, first you get the person, then you get the woman, then you get the man, then you get the camera, then you get the tv

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