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    The Late Show‏Verified account @colbertlateshow 4 May 2017

    Tonight: The metaphors the GOP used to describe their health care 'win' make even less sense than the health care plan itself. #LSSCpic.twitter.com/QWgsGduLq5

    6:03 PM - 4 May 2017
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      2. Faith Lee‏ @umbopmom 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        This show gives me life!!! #LSSC

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Curt‏ @USCitizen007 4 May 2017
        Replying to @umbopmom @colbertlateshow

        That's not what life is. #LSSC

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Faith Lee‏ @umbopmom 4 May 2017
        Replying to @USCitizen007 @colbertlateshow

        LOL chill I think everybody knows it was meant to be funny 😂😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Curt‏ @USCitizen007 4 May 2017
        Replying to @umbopmom @colbertlateshow

        The problem was that it wasn't funny. Just disrespectful and offensive. #LSSC

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. karinchu‏ @karinchu 4 May 2017
        Replying to @USCitizen007 @umbopmom @colbertlateshow

        Disrespectful? Give me a break. It was just the truth. You can't handle the truth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. vlh‏ @coton_luver 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        I watched ur repeated monologues all afternoon on utube 2 keep sanity f/disqust of R's healthcare vote. Thanks 4 laughs. 💝

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      2. Bridgette‏ @Bduncan123 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Curt‏ @USCitizen007 4 May 2017
        Replying to @Bduncan123 @colbertlateshow

        He is my President! If you're a US Citizen he's yours too. Feel free to leave.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Kenneth Shipp‏ @shipp_kenneth 4 May 2017
        Replying to @USCitizen007 @Bduncan123 @colbertlateshow

        #1stAmmendment

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2.  ❄ 🌊Judi ItalianPrincess 🌊 ❄‏ @Vegasdiva726 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        Love you, Stephen! ❤ Back you 100%! Please don't ease up on the little #Pricktator!

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Curt‏ @USCitizen007 4 May 2017
        Replying to @Vegasdiva726 @colbertlateshow

        Feel free to leave the country!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Leslie Godbe‏ @LeslieGodbe 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        Thank you for your dead on assessment of how ridiculous the GOP and Cheeto are. Well done!! Keep up the great work.

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      1. Blue stilton‏ @stilton_blue 4 May 2017
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        #Firecolbert

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      1. Zig Zeigler‏ @NatasParx 4 May 2017
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        The best part about this health care mess that his supporters who are poor will die.. that's the only thing that gives me hope..

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      1. Robert Bauer‏ @ArchaliasRAB 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        Saw ur "Who Knows" joke/tvad. Yes, that is dif than "We won't know what's in it until we vote it in" - 3rd party input.

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      2. Eric‏ @EricKenosha 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow @CBSTweet

        Homophobic slurs like "cock holster" are not funny

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      2. STC Shu‏ @STC_Shu 4 May 2017
        Replying to @colbertlateshow

        You are officially a "has-been", try doing something productive with your time.

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