Coding Confessional

@codinconfession

Anonymous confessions from programmers. Created by

Seattle, WA
codingconfessional.com
Joined February 2013
11 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @codinconfession

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @codinconfession

  1. 15 Sep 2016

    I bump up burned calories with Math.random in a popular fitness app so that people feel better and use it more.

    1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
  2. 14 Sep 2016

    13MB, 157 requests, 11 javascript libraries and 8 css animations later... our client's restaurant website appears.

    14 retweets 21 likes
  3. 13 Sep 2016

    The correct way to use emacs:

    4 replies 53 retweets 45 likes
  4. 12 Sep 2016

    Check it out! We're on !

    👀 Anonymous confessions from programmers
    5 likes
  5. Retweeted
    5 Jun 2016

    Lmao. "Go: What if we tried designing C a second time?"

    77 replies 2,643 retweets 2,587 likes
  6. 18 May 2016

    The only profiling tool I use is my laptop fan.

    5 retweets 14 likes
  7. 18 May 2016

    I used to think that strong and weak typing had to do with how hard a language was to type on a keyboard.

    2 retweets 8 likes
  8. 15 Apr 2016

    I've taken on the role of tech lead. It means more work than ever. However, it also means I can stop Drupal from happening, so that's nice.

    1 reply 6 retweets 7 likes
  9. 5 Feb 2016

    Sometimes, I think every other dev is a genius, workaholic-rockstar who never sleeps... Then I remember the people I graduated with.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  10. Retweeted
    28 Aug 2015

    Trying to center something in CSS

    81 replies 3,634 retweets 3,324 likes
  11. 18 Jan 2016

    If cleaning toilets paid as well as programming, I'd go back to being a janitor. Either way, I'm dealing with other people's shit.

    6 retweets 4 likes
  12. 13 Jan 2016

    Fuck everything about dates and time zones.

    2 replies 10 retweets 15 likes
  13. 12 Dec 2015

    I've noticed that longer haired programmers are generally closer to the metal.

    5 retweets 9 likes
  14. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2015

    if the code gets here, not sure what to do….

    12 replies 281 retweets 317 likes
  15. 23 Nov 2015

    1 reply 7 retweets 6 likes
  16. 18 Nov 2015

    Today, I quit this snake-oil industry. I'm going to be a fisherman, or a farmer, or whatever-the-fuck.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  17. 26 Oct 2015

    I forgot to sleep last night.

    3 retweets 11 likes
  18. 23 Oct 2015

    I don't have a girlfriend but how great is the Haskell type system?

    6 retweets 7 likes
  19. 22 Oct 2015

    I think Run DLL would be a good name for a rap artist.

    7 retweets 10 likes
  20. 21 Oct 2015

    I like SOA, OOP, FP, AOP, DRY, KISS, SOLID, and YAGNI but my boss always prefers ASAP.

    5 retweets 8 likes

@codinconfession hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·