Konstantin Gonikman

@cocoapriest

Telling computers what to do.

Hamburg | Germany
alstertouch.com
Joined September 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Apr 2014 Hamburg, Germany

    Get me out of here!

  2. Oct 14

    Guys THIS is why you should keep old drawings. On the left, today. On the right, a few years ago when I said "I want to learn how to draw."

    296 retweets 810 likes
  3. Oct 14

    What to do when a presidential candidate attempts to grab your genitalia

    825 retweets 865 likes
  5. Oct 15

  6. Oct 14 Pittsburgh, PA

    "You unsubscribed from our email list. Our unsubscribe donkey, Pepe, will begin his journey; your request should be processed in 4-6 weeks."

    4,033 retweets 6,867 likes
  7. Oct 14

    907 retweets 1,171 likes
  8. Oct 13

    Scientists Grow Full-Sized, Beating Human Hearts From Stem Cells

    324 retweets 341 likes
  9. Oct 13

    At this point does anyone seriously believe they can guarantee the integrity of electronic voting machine codebases?

    177 retweets 131 likes
  10. Oct 14

    Bring your meth.

    120 retweets 141 likes
  11. 19 Oct 2015

    😂😂 "Bald VR dev problems" camera thinks this dev's bald head is a Move controller

    502 retweets 743 likes
  12. Aug 16

    Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence:

    3,084 retweets 4,005 likes
  13. Oct 12

    RIP Dennis Ritchie. His influence on computers cannot be overstated. What an amazing legacy.

    143 retweets 135 likes
  14. Oct 12

    OK, this time kudos to Lavrov

  15. Aug 13

    ಠ_ಠ

    '); DROP TABLE animals;--
    2,611 retweets 3,093 likes
  16. Oct 10

    A peek inside Instagram’s fancy new headquarters inspired by the app:

    13 retweets 21 likes
  17. Oct 10

    From now on, every Samsung Galaxy phone needs to come pre-loaded with the Mission Impossible theme

    131 retweets 195 likes
  18. Oct 9

    Think green energy is good? Wake up, sheeple:

    33 retweets 79 likes
  19. Oct 8

    Security 😉😂 via

    398 retweets 363 likes
  20. Oct 9

    Nice, it really works.

    If you have an /AppleInternal directory, Xcode prints its build number in the dock icon 🙃
  21. Oct 8

    Crazy that a 40-year old has to be deemed "old". I am 35, and certainly a much better/more effective developer than at any prior point.

    Reflections of an "Old" Programmer
    23 retweets 53 likes
  22. Oct 8

    As proud as I am to label myself a Republican, there is one label that I hold above all else - American. My full statement:

    30,062 retweets 57,345 likes

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