Some days my self-esteem looks in the mirror and thinks, "Wow, I need to write a Thank-You card for any guy that has gone on a date with me". Go to hell, self-esteem. Oh wait you already are
I feel like any insult you come up with will be so funny and entertaining it won't be insulting
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Are you trying to disarm me with flattery? Because flattery usually works for removing my pants, and not my arms.
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