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If Denny's made pancakes like this (undercooked and gooey and freaking look at it) my ass would be there everyday

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You have poor taste in pancakes.

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No. Well done pancakes are like well done steaks, they're heinous

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That is a ugly just wrong and sounds like a good way to get salmonella.